Time until the next game at Benalmadena Polideportivo

Fast Farts Report by Steven Mc

Rory didn’t play last Monday which has resulted in a (very) late report for the fast farts game. “Thanks Rory!” 😉

It was the red tabards versus the black tabards… aaaaand now I’m struggling.

I do recall it was a hot day, Steve Loasby referred the game well, there were some goals, a stunning goal, some good football, some god-awful football, some very average soccer and the winning team came out on top. Unless it was a 3-3 draw. Let’s come back to that.

Actually, let’s not come back to the football, apart from the highlight of the game; a stunning goal by Pete Downing who received the most sublimest of sublime passes from some guy. You had to see it to believe it. It was a joy to behold. The 30 metre pass was inch perfect and Pete did the easy bit.

As ever, we retired to the bar for much need refreshments. Johan has now set a precedent by pitching €50 into the beer kitty in honour of Sweden’s national day. Soon after, Commander was seen searching Google for the national days of Scotland, Wales, Ireland , Germany, Iran, Norway, Spain, Argentina, USA, Denmark, Russia, Portugal, Hungary etc.

Terry and Kevo were handing our marital advice and they had an audience hanging on their every word. Of course, none of the advice can be repeated here, mainly because most of it made no logical sense whatsoever.

So, at the end of the day, the final score might have been 3-2 or 3-3 but no-one really cared. It was a good day. A very good day.

Over and out!