Time until the next game at Benalmadena Polideportivo

Slow Farts Report by Steve C

Reds 4 Blacks 5

Two games today and as usual Keith made his introductions to all. Today’s special message was that as many players as possible should take a turn in goal. I’m sure this message will be adopted with the same fervour as the no running and tackling rules!

Kick off and as the reds had a player more they took a 3-goal lead by the half-hour mark through goals by Bambi, Alan and toe-poke Mick. At halftime total mayhem broke out as Keith moved over to the fast farts game replaced by Dave the owl. The Commander swopped sides and embraced the role of goalie for the blacks perhaps as a result of his earlier crashing tumble.

Ominously he was also handed the whistle for the second half. These changes, in tandem with some queer officiating, brought about a revival for the blacks fortune. A hat trick for Ken who was bulldozing all in his path and two for the supposedly injured Owl pulled the blacks into the lead 5-3.

The delayed arrival of Fish evened up sides for the last 20 minutes and the reds sought to get back into the match. The reds lay siege to their opponents goal but the Commander was inspired and blocked everything that came his way with every part of his substantial anatomy!

With minutes remaining Bambi pulled one back for the reds and Fish in goal kept the blacks at bay.

However, the reds were unable to get the equaliser their efforts warranted, last minute Keef could have helped them out here!

Handshakes all round and some grumbles about the performance of the replacement referee but congratulations to the blacks, winners 5-4.