From our Covid Correspondent
The players arrived at a cool and cloudy Polideportivo.
Peter the fish ensuring that hands and balls were all sanitised before the warm up, it was 6 against 7.
Although the yellows were a man down, they took the lead against the run of play after 10 minutes when Johan slotted the ball home from 15 yards. The oranges continued to work hard and finally got their reward when Ian got a deserved equaliser.For all the oranges possession they didn’t make it count and it was no surprise when Johan scored again. Immediately Alan levelled the score for the oranges scoring from close in. This was the last action for the half.
And so to the second half.
Both teams lined up for the start.The Commander went in goal for the oranges and was telling poor Olaf about the time he pushed a prisoner down the stairs, Wrighty passed to sniper who hit a slow wind assisted shot from sixty yards that sailed passed the Commander. What followed afterwards was disgraceful, The Commander was beside himself with rage and wanted to “twat” Wrighty but the referee (me) correctly allowed the goal.
The game continued at a ferocious pace and deep into injury time and with Keef time wasting, he hit a beautiful back pass to Stephen who gave Darren the eyes before driving the ball into the corner of the net.
Final score Orange 3 lemons 3
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This report totally inaccurate, as you would expect from a QPR fan. Wrighty couldn’t score past the Commander and had to take to skulduggery with his cohorts for the Sniper to score from 20 yards. Congratulations to the QPR fan who became a granddad this morning for the 4th time. On a lighter note a family member telephoned the
QPR fan who remarked that he was at home on the terrace having a coffee only to be ‘caught’ out on FaceTime sipping beer on the terrace at the PoliDeportivo with his buddies! Anonymous!