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Match Reports 1 and 2 by Ref extraordinaire Sean
Now that we have a number of Americans joined the club. Thats 10/15/2026 Americans date.
The Houthis lads from Yemen are launching rockets at the Saudi’s. Iran is threatening to start sinking tankers in the Straits of Hormuz. None of them are giving a thought, to a group of men , no ladies present this week, way past their prime football nutters. Who gathering at Polideportivo Benalmadena on Thursday morning last.
The Black team looked a formidable force with Our Keef giving supportive council to those needing it. Big man Graham and The commander held a formidable defensive line. While The Welsh Wizard plied his talents between the sticks . Pete the Fish, was trolling the right side blocking all that tried to past. Terry the“Thrumpsters”of the Lilac tree fame marshalled the middle and your truely wondered aimlessly upfront for a while.
For the Reds, of course leading from center midway “Hooverboard” Kevo assisted by Mark the “coaching Coleman” on sabbatical from a slightly fast game. In the Reds goal was the menace of South Dublin, Daz. Up front or somewhere on a wing was “Ronnie” the Scot who will shot from anywhere. The mad scientist “legs Ian” moved and passed the passed and moved. Fred the gooner held the back and did a shift in goals. Last and I am afraid least was “the Brambster”. Who recently tied with Evil Knievel for most deadly falls in a game.
Blacks jumped out to a 1-0 lead with a goal from “Mark the Coleman coach”, showing no ill effects of his so called injury. He slotted home from distance leaving the “Welsh Wizard” in the Blacks goal no chance. 1-0 Reds. Late in the 1st period or quater. H decided, he’d take a walkabout as the Aussies say. He found himself open when a delightful pass supplied by “Trumps man in Benalmadena”Terry.
H dispatched a thundering shot which blasted into the lower corner beyond the reaching hand of South Dublins best goalkeeper in Benalmadena. 1-1.
In the 2nd period or quater of how ever many periods were played.
From somewhere galloping down the right or was it left, the mad Swedish scientist got a 2nd for Red. Past a floundering”Our Keef” in the Blacks goal. Reds added another. Scored by Ronnie the man whose mission is to outshoot the Bambster. With H having moved into an attacking role Reds had some reshuffling to do. So it was to this reporters surprise finding myself on the edge of the Reds box.
A ball came across and I managed to stick my size 12us, 45 eu, out and the ball tricked into the goal past a bewildered Daz.
3-2 Reds.
Let me say while all this action was occurring. Bambster between verbally chastising his fellow teammates for their inability to find his feet with the ball. Shot upwards of 10 wides into the Stratosphere.
Into the final period or quater. Red’s struck again and got their noses ahead thru the efforts of Kevo and his “injured” cohort Mark once again scoring for Reds. 4-2.
But cometh the hour cometh the Commander. Another blistering shot ricocheted off Fred’s outstretched hand into the net. 4-3 with time remaining.
Blacks began to press forward looking for the equalizer. This report again found himself in front of the Reds goal when the ball was squeezed thru. The “injured”“Coach Coleman” in his hast to seek more glory meandering up field.
This left the middle open for “Trumps guy in Benalmadena” Terry to make a pass which I dispatched into the top corner. This time passing Fred’s outstretched belly in the Reds goal. H was denied his hatrick by the final whistle Which is just a well as latter on the patio. Fred divulged his disgusting plan to risqué life and limp to prevent H’s moment of hat trick glory! Ii it came to pass.
Final score 4-4
P.S. In game two, which this reporter was not a party too. The final score was 3-3.?I am lead to believe. Scorers for Black were: Darren from Devon, the wondering hairstylist Prak, new man Tolga the Turkish Ronaldo,
For Reds Martin, who could feel last night’s beers, oozing through his pores. Jim of “capri pants “and fame and a man with a nickname like a Brooklyn Rapper, Yozza! I believe I could hear Majid debate the pros and cons of the capitalist system with fireman John the referee. From my vantage point on the pitch of game #1
As always no animals were maimed or made to feel uncomfortable during these actives. Games were played in a semi civilized manner. Until next time.